always third

Thanks James

I always knew I was easily amused but this really takes the cake.

This photo really does make me smile from ear to ear. Simply amazing! Ok that’s all I got for tonight. I forgot to pick up a package my aunt sent me. I’ll just have to grab it tomorrow after the gym.

OH YEA!!!! I almost forgot. So I went to the gym today. An actual gym! Worked out, I feel amazing! Oh man did I need that. Anywho this place is nice. Clean, big, and most importantly… It has a flippin’ movie theater! Yeah I know what you are thinking, a movie theater?? Well they have this huge room set up with treadmills, elliptical, and bikes set up stadium style in a dark room with a projection screen playing a movie. Cool or what?

You got to love this guy…

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride’s family and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone’s chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8×10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests’ reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, ‘F—you!’ Then he turned to his bride and said, ‘F— you!’ Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, ‘I’m outta here.’ He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge–making the bride’s parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride’s and best man’s reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.

‘Life isn’t like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it’s more like a jar of Jalapenos– what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow……’